My uncle is a huge conspiracy theorist

My uncle is a huge conspiracy theorist, and it gets really annoying.

I think that every human has an uncle that thinks that there is some huge conspiracy going around that is set out to destroy average people in very small towns.

He is constantly focusing on different theories, and everyone has grown used to his antics. However, his latest theory is the craziest theory that I heard yet, and I can’t believe that there are people that are still listening to him. According to my uncle, HVAC technology is being used to destroy humanity. My uncle doesn’t believe that aliens are giving us HVAC technology or anything like that, but he believes that the world’s elite has created HVAC technicians in order to condition humans to be weaker than they used to be. Remember what the world was like before HVAC units? While you might think that the world must have been terrible without HVAC units, the truth is that people were far more productive without HVAC units. People used to work very hard during the summer and winter without the benefit of HVAC units. We learned how to survive and thrive in uncomfortable circumstances without the luxury of a central air conditioner. However, now that the central air conditioner and the furnace have been developed, humans have been conditioned to work and stay inside with the HVAC units while doing nothing outdoors. We can hardly survive without our HVAC units, and we are utterly dependent on HVAC companies to keep them running. My uncle believes that this makes humans far easier to control.

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