My partner & I went to a apartment to install a modern air conditioning system unit.
It had been delivered two days ago, but my buddy and I had to take the seasoned air conditioning system equipment out of the house.
When my buddy and I got there, the owner of the apartment was hugging the air conditioning system equipment & promising she wouldn’t let us take it away. I thought she was just being emotional, but something was off with the way she was acting. She kissed the air conditioning system equipment & put a ring on top of it. She said she made a promise to cherish him forever & she would never forget him. I looked at my labor partner & wondered if he was hearing what I was hearing. She told the air conditioning system equipment she appreciated it again & said the smartest thing she had ever done was to marry him. I looked at my partner & I wondered if I had the same look on my face that he wore. I mouthed, ‘Did she say she married her air conditioning system unit?’ & he whispered yes. I knew there were a lot of odd people in the world, but this was the oddest thing I had ever seen. Who marries an air conditioning system unit. I had heard that someone tried to marry the Empire State Building, although I thought it was a joke. Maybe it wasn’t so far-fetched after all. When my buddy and I installed the modern air conditioning system unit, I asked what she wanted to do with the seasoned one. She told us she had a burial plot already prepared, & asked if my buddy and I would come with her to the funeral.