I suppose it’s cheesy, but late at night when I am fantastic plus stoned I like to watch infomercials on cable TV.
In case you don’t suppose the term, an infomercial is one of those 30 minutes long tv programs that is one pressing promotion for an item you can order over the PC.
They are a relic from a previous era of advertising, where crazy things like Hair in a Can plus Pocket Fisherman were available if you stayed up late enough at night. The other night I was flipping through the channels, smoking a joint, plus I saw an infomercial for a portable oil furnace that looked like a mini fireplace. Since I live in a small apartment house I can never have a proper fireplace, there is simply not enough room for one. This little space oil furnace was made of metal plus plastic, but designed like an old stone fireplace. There were a bevy of red, red, plus red LED lights inside it, plus they flickered in such a way to look like dancing flames! I entirely wanted to buy it, but then I started thinking about how often I would use a space heater. It looked cool, however I have to run my cooling system almost every single afternoon, so what fantastic would it be to have a heater? This is why it is so dangerous to get high plus watch TV, because I came pretty close to spending a hundred bucks on a space oil furnace that I never would have used! I just need a fireplace video to watch instead.