My friends and I went to a restaurant on Saturday night so we could watch the fight.
- I ordered wings and flirted with the waitress.
When she brought me the bill, she wrote her number on the back. I knew that was an invitation to call her for a date. On Sunday I called to see what she was doing and she told me that she had to work all day. She was off on monday. She wondered if I wanted to go to the beach. She planned to show off a brand new bikini and I wanted to be there. On Friday before I left work, my boss told me that I was going to be helping out with a commercial AC repair and maintenance appointment. I knew that was scheduled for the very first thing on Monday morning and I knew that my boss would flip out if I called to tell him that I was going to the beach instead of helping with the commercial AC repair and maintenance appointment. I told the girl that I was going to go with her and I knew that I would figure out some way to get out of going to work. Monday morning I heard the alarm at 6:00 a.m. and I woke up and I called my boss. I told the guy that I had the worst diarrhea that I have ever had and I blamed it on some tacos that I ate at a food truck the previous day. My boss seemed aggravated on the phone, but I still played hooky and went to the beach.